Pre-Festival Dinner
- Jimmy Bastard
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Pre-Festival Dinner
August is all but upon us, the insanity has already arrived.
No-one seems to know the UK release date of Trapped In The Closet 13-22 or for that matter Chinese Democracy.
We have an opening test-run party to work for and our space has just doubled.
It's likely vital we all need to be informed.
We need to eat, bond and take ruthless action.
Anyone who proposes working at The Forest over August is invited to gather round a table this Thursday night.
The venue, my flat
5 Roseneath Terrace
Buzzer 7
Marchmont.
Phone: 07981814281
It would be nice if you could bring a dish along
and as ever bring a fucking bottle.
No-one seems to know the UK release date of Trapped In The Closet 13-22 or for that matter Chinese Democracy.
We have an opening test-run party to work for and our space has just doubled.
It's likely vital we all need to be informed.
We need to eat, bond and take ruthless action.
Anyone who proposes working at The Forest over August is invited to gather round a table this Thursday night.
The venue, my flat
5 Roseneath Terrace
Buzzer 7
Marchmont.
Phone: 07981814281
It would be nice if you could bring a dish along
and as ever bring a fucking bottle.
Pep Up The Turmoil
- Jimmy Bastard
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- Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:59 pm
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It seems we have decided on 'A Night of a 1001 Themes.' Alcohol may have been involved, but it was a consensus, so there. So far we have 233. Here are some of them:
1. speedophile
2. beer + boobs
3. morrisey
4. hard rock man-eating vagina warriors
5. short shorts
7. mr. motivator
9. cosmetic surgery
13. guns + authority night
15. paramilitary
16. sensory deprivation
18. phone the council
21. gay viking
23. weirdo fuck
25. stallone family
26. terror at sea
27. victorian school master
28. human target
40. six legged animal night
41. soccer moms
42. sleepless sleepover
43. litvenko polonium
57. mullets
58. royal family
61. emo
63. vegan jihad
68. self-harm
73. classic brit comedy
74. confessions of scientologists
78. sumo in shining armour
80. monkeys, robots and spam
81. lampshade on your head
83. nipple night
84. taxidermist
86. primordial soup
87. obscure historical figures
98. reader's wives
99. young professionals
102. lung cancer
103. torturing artists
107. r kelly
109. celebrity pedophile
114. olympic failure
116. imperial escapades
123. truth or dare
127. boring night
128. who's the daddy?
129. mexican gangster
130. alien dave vs. sergio
132. socks on cocks/hats on twats
134. satan's little helper
137. martini nation
140. i am god you are mine
142. off my rocker at the art school confidential
154. tourettes night
159. flange trap - bring your own cunt
160. the square root of gay
161. bathing in prehistoria
162. monfocally challenged
165. i am david hume
181. blimp vs. pigeon
182. holocaust
187. wheat free
188. allergy night
189. sonny + cher night
208. gullible travels
212. forest fire
223. club 8-13 night
etc.
discuss.
1. speedophile
2. beer + boobs
3. morrisey
4. hard rock man-eating vagina warriors
5. short shorts
7. mr. motivator
9. cosmetic surgery
13. guns + authority night
15. paramilitary
16. sensory deprivation
18. phone the council
21. gay viking
23. weirdo fuck
25. stallone family
26. terror at sea
27. victorian school master
28. human target
40. six legged animal night
41. soccer moms
42. sleepless sleepover
43. litvenko polonium
57. mullets
58. royal family
61. emo
63. vegan jihad
68. self-harm
73. classic brit comedy
74. confessions of scientologists
78. sumo in shining armour
80. monkeys, robots and spam
81. lampshade on your head
83. nipple night
84. taxidermist
86. primordial soup
87. obscure historical figures
98. reader's wives
99. young professionals
102. lung cancer
103. torturing artists
107. r kelly
109. celebrity pedophile
114. olympic failure
116. imperial escapades
123. truth or dare
127. boring night
128. who's the daddy?
129. mexican gangster
130. alien dave vs. sergio
132. socks on cocks/hats on twats
134. satan's little helper
137. martini nation
140. i am god you are mine
142. off my rocker at the art school confidential
154. tourettes night
159. flange trap - bring your own cunt
160. the square root of gay
161. bathing in prehistoria
162. monfocally challenged
165. i am david hume
181. blimp vs. pigeon
182. holocaust
187. wheat free
188. allergy night
189. sonny + cher night
208. gullible travels
212. forest fire
223. club 8-13 night
etc.
discuss.
- Jimmy Bastard
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Firmly into my third bottle of wine I thought this the greatest idea we ever struck upon.
On sober analysis I convinced of its genius.
Theme parties are rather tired but a thosand and one in one night,
quantity has a quality all of its own as Stalin once said
So we buy up a wapload of those white theatre masks,
which would be of extreme cool to just leave blank and have everyone look exactly the same,
but more fun I think would be to have a series of workshops and decorate each mask matched to one of the themes.
Label it on the inside.
Distribute them on the night to randoms.
if they get bored they are free to swap with one another.
So from here on out all we need is another 768 themes,
then we need to print them out out on one catchy bastard poster.
To do
- can anyone find a place that sells masks at wholesale bulk prices?
- more themes please, tag them onto this thread
- plus additional ideas
Let's push things forward.
On sober analysis I convinced of its genius.
Theme parties are rather tired but a thosand and one in one night,
quantity has a quality all of its own as Stalin once said
So we buy up a wapload of those white theatre masks,
which would be of extreme cool to just leave blank and have everyone look exactly the same,
but more fun I think would be to have a series of workshops and decorate each mask matched to one of the themes.
Label it on the inside.
Distribute them on the night to randoms.
if they get bored they are free to swap with one another.
So from here on out all we need is another 768 themes,
then we need to print them out out on one catchy bastard poster.
To do
- can anyone find a place that sells masks at wholesale bulk prices?
- more themes please, tag them onto this thread
- plus additional ideas
Let's push things forward.
Pep Up The Turmoil
-spin the bottle
-for all y'all who wear fanny packs..and bum bags
-bring yo mama
-1900's,1910's,1920',1930's, 1940's,1950's,1960's,1970's, 1980's,1990's,2000's,2010's,2020's
-cartoon hero
-adult swim
-lumps and bumps
-smart casual
-annoying activist
-cigars, scotch & revolvers
-forest frat
-nothin but a hat
...dang, this is gonna take a while
-for all y'all who wear fanny packs..and bum bags
-bring yo mama
-1900's,1910's,1920',1930's, 1940's,1950's,1960's,1970's, 1980's,1990's,2000's,2010's,2020's
-cartoon hero
-adult swim
-lumps and bumps
-smart casual
-annoying activist
-cigars, scotch & revolvers
-forest frat
-nothin but a hat
...dang, this is gonna take a while
))<>((
- Jimmy Bastard
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- Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:59 pm
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We Are The Ressurection: Messiah Complex Night.
Club 8-13: Paedo-A-Go-Go Night (free Jesus juice for all prepubescents)
I'm Johnny Cash Night
Gabba Karaoke Night
The Private Life of Cartoons
Speed Dating (with amphetamines).
Last One On Drugs Is A Queer Night
Taste The Waste Night
Nighty Night.
Also we are gonna have to sort out visuals,
Just finished reading The Face Of Another by Kobo Abe, the central theme of which is a mask and identity. I've heard positive word about its celluloid treatment, might prove the ticket if it's not too hard to track down.
Any further mask-related features?
Club 8-13: Paedo-A-Go-Go Night (free Jesus juice for all prepubescents)
I'm Johnny Cash Night
Gabba Karaoke Night
The Private Life of Cartoons
Speed Dating (with amphetamines).
Last One On Drugs Is A Queer Night
Taste The Waste Night
Nighty Night.
Also we are gonna have to sort out visuals,
Just finished reading The Face Of Another by Kobo Abe, the central theme of which is a mask and identity. I've heard positive word about its celluloid treatment, might prove the ticket if it's not too hard to track down.
Any further mask-related features?
Pep Up The Turmoil
- Jimmy Bastard
- Posts: 1210
- Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:59 pm
- Location: Heaven sent, hell bent & unrepentant
- Jimmy Bastard
- Posts: 1210
- Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:59 pm
- Location: Heaven sent, hell bent & unrepentant
We need to get on these masks. There is a party shop on West Nicholson that we should ask, as well as a cake decorating/party store on South Clerk Street. We want blank masks in bulk. If someone could do it before tomorrow, that would be great. Otherwise, I will go ask sometime tomorrow daytime.
What other cool free shit do we want to give away? Need to get on this.
We also need posters. Who wants that job? There are poster guys who will put them up for us, but we should have them done by Monday if that is going to happen.
What other cool free shit do we want to give away? Need to get on this.
We also need posters. Who wants that job? There are poster guys who will put them up for us, but we should have them done by Monday if that is going to happen.
I'll check out these shops today. I just suggested that we make some of these masks tomorrow night as the 'volunteer party'. Have to get some poster paint and brushes, if we don't have any materials already.
I can work on a poster at the weekend, if we get the details sorted, so I know what to put on the poster.
I can work on a poster at the weekend, if we get the details sorted, so I know what to put on the poster.
I'm typing up the themes for the poster, got 265 so far and just making up ones as I go along.
Gonna start a new post about this with appropriate title.
It's gonna take AGES, write any down at all you can think of.
Maybe put this in the cafe? Or anywhere?
A*
Gonna start a new post about this with appropriate title.
It's gonna take AGES, write any down at all you can think of.
Maybe put this in the cafe? Or anywhere?
A*
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