ROBINS-very mature and PC- STAG PARTY!!!!

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:10 pm

So Mr.shlookctermyerrer is leaving to go and be in love and have sex in spanish (aiee!) so "we" (meaning me) decided he deserved a stag party...seein as he is movin in with her and movin into a new country and bla de bla---it all adds up to quite a big change for him....
so to celebrate we are going to get nutted and tie him naked to a horde of police women.
Or....something.

We are ALL GOING TO WEAR SUITS.Women are ......not welcome.
Sorry.
Not even in fake beards......but if any female wants to organise a hen party for Robin,gettin him to wear a dress and so on,then PLEASE DO!!!

Twould be hilarious!

So....guys....fellas......we need to get some ideas togedda.
Robin needs a night he will never forget with as many of us adding to it as humanly possible....It'd be great to have a photographer and someone else to document the shinanigans on a camcorder....we could edit and watch sentimentally.....

So how about it!?

Whose in?

Jane · Post by **Jane** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:15 pm

when did you turn into such a sexist twat?

"socrates, tell me, is the beard then the very sign of the masculine?"
"yes phaedo, even the woman with this hair commands what those without could not"
"so tell me socrates, shall they be admitted to the sanctum?"
"indeed they shall, and we will annoint their faces with oil"

-the dialogues

as you see, since ancient times - fake facial hair maketh the man...

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:35 pm

were girls doing handstands admitted into the sanctum ?

Magda · Post by **Magda** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:22 pm

This is how my mum used to put my fake beard on:

step 1) apply jam to face

step 2) attach cotton wool

True story.

baloo · Post by **baloo** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:13 pm

ok so um....didn't mean to come accross as a sexist twat...
oh stag,the peacefull king,no teeth no claws,his crown as the branches of the forest,as if the wood itself had crowned him...pagan stuff.

Novemeberer the 18th i have invited Robin to my house for a sweat lodge and a jump in the river,followed by nice food and music and mead.
ALL are welcome........