Suggestive Box

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Suggestive Box

Post by Gaz » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:17 am

Here are the thinks from the suggestive box this week:
Answers might possibly follow....

1. Does the Forest buy Green Scheme Electric? Wakey!

2. Why not clean up your mess after you?
From a volunteer starting at 7pm.

3. Get some lapsang suchong! It's well good mate! Large, Grateful Customer x

4. You'll lose customer. Sorry about spelling ok

5. Sell Rizlas. They're not illegal.

6. Please allow **** ******** 5CR out of class to attend an interview with Mrs Jessiman. The interview will take place in Mrs Jessiman's office. Thursday 17 November 2005 9.15 - 9.20 am

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Post by beev » Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:56 pm

1. We are looking into it

2. Quite

3. Not a bad idea. Another black tea - but a nice one.

4. indeed

5. Also not a bad idea. Has slightly doobious connotations, however

6. That is a short interview

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Post by Gaz » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:04 pm

Let's have a look what's in the suggestive box this week....

1. The guy who was wearing a green t-shirt on St Vs day is very pretty. You should let him work more often.

2. You should sell the recipes for your super yummy tasty cakes and stuff. I'd pay at least a couple of quid for them.

3. Forest Speed-dating! and no beat-crap on V-day...20s love swing might be nice...xx

4. Hello!
I have a suggestion for your suggestive box! There are some environmentally friendly detergents you can use called Ecover. They have a good range of things and for washing up it's especially good so you don't get chemicals and the like on your food.
Also if you have an international links page with other fine places such as yours there is a place in Hong Kong, Liamma Island, called "The Bookworm Cafe" - a great place with a great community spirit and great ideas about the world. A must visit if in Hong Kong!
I would like very much to be on your mailing list if you have one!
love, Pete

5. Don't like the porn on display at counter! Very offensive.

6.Don't change! We love you as you are xx :)

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Post by ravanwin » Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:22 am

what porn?

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Post by Fils d'Abeille » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:35 pm

good idea, more offensive porn should be displayed at the counter, perhaps even on the menus. Does the forest have a colour printer?

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Post by Gandhi » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:36 pm


maybe we should invest in some porn for the counter. Sounds like a good idea!
It's like God's vagina!

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Post by beev » Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:41 pm

wait till you see the new menu...

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Post by Nevadanteater » Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:46 pm

the porn drawer hasn't had pr0n in it in ages.

i can't believe i just typed pr0n.

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Re: Suggestive Box

Post by milk » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:10 am

what happened to this btw?
hey, if you don't like it, post on the BB (so you can ask about participating for better) | MilkMiruku

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Re: Suggestive Box

Post by Jimmy Bastard » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:31 pm

but I have a suggestion for kitchen times of peak chaos.
If more than four orders are stacked up
hand out free bubblewrap to the anyone ordering after
stress is pandemic just now and this has a knock on effect
i see this simple introduction will help chill down a few heads on a long wait.
(anyone know how to source organic/zapatista/local bubblewrap please post reply)
Pep Up The Turmoil

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