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Post by ravanwin » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:37 pm

so, i tried:

1) have you ever cut yourself just to, you know, see if you REALLY REALLY FEEL?

and, um, i think it kinda frightened the new volunteer. so, you know, if you have any good/interesting/funny icebreakers to start conversation in the kitchen amongst new people... write them here.

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Post by Duncan » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 pm

If you actually held up a bleeding finger and came out with that, I would be impressed.

Remember kids, it's all smoke and mirrors, you don't actually have to deliberately cut yourself to do this, but if you manage to anyway you might as well get some fun out of it, especially if that involves freaking out some pansy little dextral.

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Post by ravanwin » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:08 pm

From Forest IceBreakers
Who Would You Kill: Top 5!
5) Hippies
4) Adolf Hitler (again)
3) Celine Dion
2) Anybody Ever in a Ronald McDonald Costume
1) Jack Bacon: A Guy At My Work Who Says Hello Too Much

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Post by ravanwin » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:31 pm

another ice breaker:
Best Album To Fuck or Make Love To

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Post by Jimmy Bastard » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:00 am

'that George Bush, then, he's a bit of a bad sod, huh?'

Best album to fukk to:
The Scorpions featuring The Berliner Philharmoniker: Moment Of Glory

Best album to make love to:
Tricky: Maxinquaye

Like to kill: seriously, George Best, it's gotten undignified.
Also I have a signed biography and just now short of a few quid.
Pep Up The Turmoil

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Post by Jane » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:32 pm

ice breaker (for the vegan/veggies)

would you rather shove a frozen pork sausage up your ass or eat a cooked one?
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Post by mrkyle » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:58 pm

'No, really- i think cannibalism is the solution to all the world's problems. let the poor people eat each other.'
'Feminists? They just need a good, hard fu*k'
'Whats worse than 10 babies in a bucket? one baby in ten buckets!'
this could go on for hours guys, seriously.

best album to fuck to: NOFX- the second CD of 45-46 songs that werent good enough for albums.

Best album to make love to: hit the nail on the head dai, ya bastard.

5 people to kill (just 5? :P):
-Dan Brown.
-Victoria beckham, though if i dont, bulimia will.
-Greg Graffin, aka dictionary boy.
-That guy from creed.
-People who have been offended at all thus far in this thread

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Post by Nevadanteater » Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:52 pm

to kill list (no particular order here):

that guy (or girl i suppose, but usually it is that guy)
the whole 700 club
feverent people
the inventor of the spork (the bastard!)


kyle - the first disk of 45/46 is much better to fuck by, so i'd imagine. my punk related sexcapades is pretty minimal...

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Post by Gandhi » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:24 pm

'Squirrells...Goddam they're sexy'

Best album to fuck to:
Yeah Yeahs Yeahs first (or only?)album or The mars Volta (both)

Best album to make love to:
Tricky: Bjork Debut, Sigur Ros (any)
Like to kill:
Yoko Ono (well may be just a slap)
The Sun'e editors
Chavs (it may take a long time but i feel the result would be worth it)

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Post by ravanwin » Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:51 pm

Great One:

What is the most ammount of money you've ever spent on one product?

runner-up: Francis with a £215 "magic" jumper

WINNER: Alien Dave with £1,500 on an anti-electro magnetic device to keep the bad rays refridgeratiors emit from giving you too much brain damage. The device is a piece of lead tightly wraped in pure copper.

can anyone beat that?

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Post by beev » Thu Jul 20, 2006 3:47 pm

This explains why AD's brain is in such excellent shape

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